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FUN: Just A Joke, Dnt Take It Personal: "The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)"
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Just a joke : dnt take it personal
The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)

--------------------signed meeky------------------

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms.

The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.

In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.

The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys.

The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor.

Then... They never saw the man or his assistant.

Only monkeys everywhere!
Welcome to MMM.The world of Monkeys!
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#2
Ha ha!! Big Grin
It takes so long to learn simplicity.
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#3
The joke is very calculative. Hope this is not synonymous with what's happening to the real MMM followers?
Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you'll never grow!

Go catch some fun here
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#4
Lolz...
I wish i know a MMM member to send this to
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(12-16-2016, 08:52 AM)Aphatheology Wrote:
Lolz...
I wish i know a MMM member to send this to


u wan kill am? He go just die
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#6
Who he EPP when he never die?
Make he borrow me money he no gree, he go put am for MMM, na death sure pass!
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(12-16-2016, 09:05 AM)Aphatheology Wrote:
Who he EPP when he never die?
Make he borrow me money he no gree, he go put am for MMM, na death sure pass!


the blood go dy ur head oo Big Grin
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#8
Blood go dey my head?
Na me kill am, when i dey advise him not to participate in MMM - did he listen?
When i say make he borrow me the money - did he borrow me?

My bro, if he die due to the MMM issue, no be me kill am ooo
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(12-16-2016, 09:19 AM)Aphatheology Wrote:
Blood go dey my head?
Na me kill am, when i dey advise him not to participate in MMM - did he listen?
When i say make he borrow me the money - did he borrow me?

My bro, if he die due to the MMM issue, no be me kill am ooo


but na u way nak am wit de gist way he read go comit...
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