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Joke: Ten Million Dollars!!!
#1
WIFE: Darling why are you home this early
wearing such a long face?

HUSBAND: Had a terrible day, I lost all my
colleagues today at work.
WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What happened?

HUSBAND: There was a fire out break down
the tunnel and everybody died!

WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for
keeping U alive. How did you make it out my
dear?

HUSBAND: Darling, it was God`s work. My
stomach was upsetting me so, I took a
break to ease myself in the toilet.

WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What
would have happened to us? I feel so much
pity for their families, how are they going to
survive now?

HUSBAND: My dear it’s a pity, but UNITED
NATIONS has decided to give the families of
the deceased $10 million each.

WIFE: What? !!!! Ten million what? Chai!!
Honey you didn’t do well oo, why are you
always absent when God wants to bless us?
??????????????
#2
Big Grin Big Grinhhahahah let him go and die back jhor
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