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Whats Your Say On This Bill Gate Related Tech Joke
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Bill Gate is a popular Techy guy and thats why its name is not far from tech related jokes.

Below is another Tech/Computer joke starring Bill Gate.


One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.

"Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."

Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.

The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"- Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
- Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins.
- Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
- Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
- And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."



Am sure you will have been imagining how surprised and shocked Bill Gate will be, but thats not the main thing to discuss.

What do you think is the logic behind the Mr-Know-All Computer?
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#2
Lolzzz, really funny I'm sure Bill will just faint there. Wink
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#3
Na china handiwork, am sure is china Niggaz that program that computer.
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#4
you crack my ribs
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#5
hmnn. na im friend
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(12-07-2016, 09:39 PM)cheatex Wrote:
hmnn. na im friend

Thats what i also think, but knowing all specie substance in the mixed urine is more than his friend.
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#7
Very funny Big Grin
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(12-07-2016, 09:42 PM)Aphatheology Wrote:
Thats what i also think, but knowing all specie substance in the mixed urine is more than his friend.


True. Hmm, solve it then. Big Grin
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Billy Billy
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and give @Aphatheology a hard slap Big Grin thanks bro you rock
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